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| Vern: Nothing like a smoke after a meal! Teddy: Yeah... I cherish these moments! [group chuckles] Teddy: What? What did I say? Chris: You're gonna be a great writer someday, Gordie. You might even swear write about us guys if you ever get hard-up for material. Gordie: [wiping away his tears] Guess I'd have to be pretty hard-up, huh. Gordie: ...the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes swear named Davie Hogan. Vern: Like Charlie Hogan's brother. If he had one. Chris: Good Vern. Go on, Gordie. Gordie: Well this kid is our swear age but he's fat, real fat. He weighs close to one-eighty. But you know it's not his fault it's his glands. Vern: Oh yeah, my cousin's like that, sincerely. She weighs over three hundred pounds. Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Well I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp. No shit. she looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. |
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