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a gallon or something and go back to the house and after about an hour or so of drinking and talking with the girl you realize that like maybe if you were to put s your hand in like the girl's crotch area she might get kind of aroused so you put your hand there s and she doesn't seem to mind s so you like start moving your hand around and she kind of tilts her head back and you think fuck it and kiss her a little on the neck and she makes this little sound kind of like it hurts you know and just then crazy blue eyes walks in the room and says, "like what the fuck are yawl doing?" and you realize you've been had, kind of, and the roommate says, "yeah what the fuck are you doing, Elroy?" and crazy blue eyes shakes her head and says, "this is it, fucker," and walks out of the living room slamming the door and you like collect up your Carhartt jacket and your grass, mud & shit stained blue jeans and head for the door and just as you're about to get to the door you remember the cooking wine and think it'd be a lot easier to tote around then the Carlos Rossi jugs and so you say, "shit, I fucking forgot something," real loud and walk into the kitchen and turn the faucet on so as they won't
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