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“Ok Joe, here's my house. Put this rag over your eyes and pretend to take a nap or I’ll assume you never want to see me step on your pedals again.” With that free fucking comment, she placed the rag over my eyes and left the keys in the ignition with the car still running. I lied there thinking that she's pulled the switch on me. I started the game and now she’s controlling it! After what felt like an eternity, Tia returned. “Joe, you're still here. Are you free fucking ready for some more pedal pumping?” “Can you please slide over to free fucking the passenger seat and just keep your eyes shut for a minute?" Joe heard the unzipping of a bag, the seat getting pulled back, shit on you sliding sounds and then some more zipping”. “OK Joe, you can open your eyes!” Of course, I could not believe my eyes. There was Tia with extra dark red lipstick on her full sensual lips and some additional mascara for her eyes.
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