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"...it said, 'One at a time, please!'" "...it said, 'No livestock allowed!'" "...it said, 'To be continued!'" "...she saw her phone number!'" "...the scale sued for cruel and unusual punishment." "Yo' momma's so old..." "...her social security number is 1" "...her breastmilk is powder." "...when God said, 'Let there be light,' she flipped the switch!" "...she farts dust." "...she suicidegirls sat behind Jesus in suicidegirls the 3rd grade." "...she was at the last supper." "Yo' momma's so black..." "...she went to night school and got marked absent." "...she suicidegirls could leave her fingerprint in charcoal." "...I shot her, and the bullet came back asking for a flashlight." "Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow..." "...I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" "...when she smiles, traffic slows." "Yo Mama's so stupid..." "...she bought a carton of orange juice and looked at it for 20 minutes because it said 'Concentrate'." "...she shoved the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call."
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