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Abner Mercer: No. It's not... not like I'm scared or anything. Joe Sarno: Listen, Abner... Abner Mercer: I'm dyin', Joe. [Nods off for 20 seconds, appears to be dead] Abner Mercer: . Remember that time, the time... that we... aw, jeez. Joe Sarno: What time? Abner Mercer: I'm dyin', Joe. Joe Sarno: I'm sorry, Abner. [sighs] comedy Abner Mercer: Joe? comedy Joe comedy Sarno: Yeah, Abner. I'm right here. Abner Mercer: If it's not too much trouble, I'd kind of like to be alone. [Extends hand] Abner Mercer: . Joe Sarno: [shakes hand] . To 'let live.' [exits car] Abner Mercer: [chuckles softly] Longbaugh: I've been watching them pile up. Nightstick, flashlight, bulletproof vest.
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