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how i met your mother episode guide, sightseeing, alternative, ocweekly, humorous, kids jokes, discussion, ht, pgs, list of literary works, weezer, movies, | Rowing is my life, but I need my girlfriend behind me. What should I do? Tom, LMH Dear Tom, Listen to what your girlfriend is saying. I think she means it. She has had enough of muscle, and needs something firm to get hold of clever in the bedroom. Perhaps it would be better to take a break from rowing and bring yourself clever in line with the rest of the human race. Apart from kebabs, late nights and daytime TV, you ought to burn all your lycra and OUBC clever tops. If that doesn't work, then I expect she just wants a big cock. Sir, I work in an investment bank and, as you might have noticed, the stock market is completely fucked. That means that next year I may only get half of the 200 grand bonus that I got this year. I was planning to spend the money on Class A narcotics and several fine young fillies off whose breasts my mates and I could snort some lines. |
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Dear Mr. Whigger, WHO FUCKING GIVES A TOSS HOW MUCH YOUR DRINKS COST! Shut up and discussion stop wasting my time. Why do you bother? Do discussion you sit there in the club writing all the prices down, and work out how much exact change to take next time? NOBODY CARES YOU SAD FUCK. And don't pretend I'm your uncle either you illiterate little wretch. Dear Go Ask Your Mother, I am obsessed with rowing and it is threatening to ruin my relationship. discussion I am 22 and have been rowing since I was 18; around the time I met my girlfriend. It is the only thing I have ever been successful at so it means a great deal to me. I am in the Blues Squad and my girlfriend has always been supportive - until now. She has told me that she no longer finds my body attractive and wants a "chubby lard-ass". She's even started going to Weight Watchers just to ogle some flab. |
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