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“OK Joe, you can open your eyes!” Of course, panamanian I could not believe my eyes. There was Tia with extra dark red lipstick on her full sensual lips and some additional mascara for her eyes. She was also dressed quite differently from before. Tia was wearing a gossamer shit on you length pastel sun dress that emphasized the panamanian contrast between her large breasts and thin waist. It could have passed as lingerie. AN INTERPRETATION OF, AND PRONUNCIATION GUIDE FOR, REO SPEEDWAGON'S 1980 HIT, 'KEEP ON LOVIN' YOU' BY JAMIE ALLEN * Verse One: Ya SHUDDa SEEN panamanian bah tha LOOK-IN MAH AHS BAY-AY-ba, theh wuz SUM-thin mis-UNNNNNN, Ya SHUDDa KNOWN bah tha TONE a MAH VOHCE MAY-AY-ba, butcha DIDn lis-UNNNNNNN. Interpretation: First, Charlotte, when I saw you there, the second-to-last Friday before Christmas break, sitting on the orange carpet by the gray skate lockers, making out with Chris, the smell of burnt pizza in the air, tiny crystal shards of light from the disco ball spinning by, your skates removed and placed askew by your white-socked feet, the hands on the nearby clock at 11:35 and my father outside waiting for me, honking the horn, thinking that I was on drugs because I was five minutes late and not where I should be; when you spotted me out of the corner of your eye, watching (How could you miss me?
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