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| picture, crazy t shirts, how i met your mother television show, sightseeing, blogger, family fun, screensaver, rita bennett (iii), comics, venezuelan, | Thoughts?Jerked Off NearYou’re afraid of confronting your wine friend because it would make him uncomfortable. But he did something deeply creepy/relatively harmless that made you uncomfortable. So why not lob the discomfort back into his court? He may blame the booze, or insist that he doesn’t remember, or tell you that he sleepwanks, but he needs to know he was spotted that night.Listening to pundits discuss George W. Bush on the radio, I was inspired by your brilliant wine acronym (DTMFA) to yell: “Impeach the Motherfucker wine Already!” I’d love to see a line of bumper stickers and T-shirts bearing that sensible message: ITMFA. We need a shorthand for the obvious—think of the boost to productivity we’d get if we could cut half-hour conversations about Bush to five simple letters! |
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| a fun-filled night, my wife and a group of friends decided to call it a night. We were intoxicated and crashed at a friend’s house. I took a couch, my wife took a futon on the other side of the room, and a friend—let’s call him “Wilbur”—took another couch. A couple of hours after everyone passed out, my wife woke up to the how i met your mother television show sounds of Wilbur undressing in front of the couch I was sleeping on. He how i met your mother television show then started masturbating over my feet while working his asshole. Horrified, my wife did not know what to do. He how i met your mother television show finished in his sock (not on me) and went back to his couch. I was told of the incident the next day. We don’t know if this was a drunk thing or a deliberate act because no one wants to confront him about it. I really hope it wasn’t a deliberate thing. |
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