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| shorts, new york city, shirts, moviedatabase, comic strip, hamburger harry's, exhibits, bands, time, masturbation, weblog, 'literary magazine', comedy clubs, for sale, tyee, classic rock, | light on inside my head my laptop pulses white on black like morse code mayday signals in the dark.It always wants me.It always knows what im thinking (so does The disaster).The disaster is looking in my bunk over the curtains again.Hes’s always looking inside my head for something to ruin.I close my eyes to fake sleep.Im not fast enough or he knows me too inside my head well.Right now he is a cycle: scream, laugh and fall over, repeat.“Networks would pay good money for a reality tv star like you” I say.(We are the opposite of diamonds in the rough).Maybe he’ll hyperventilate and pass out.“pete, you in there?” he shouts in response.Clearly there isn’t an iq equvilancy test to be my friend.I tell him, “gimme your moms number. You know its not too late for her to have an abortion”.“alright, lets go eat”- he spits as he stumbles towards the bathroom.He’s |
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| And here's more! HOME - LINKS - SEARCH - BUY!!! new york city Columns - Features - Interviews - Fiction - Acid Radio - GuestBook Sign/View - Blogs View ForbistheMighty.com for more sin and wackiness! Email Publisher 3/14/2006 new york city - 2:19 AM EST icantwaittoseeyouagain:He said “I was pretty much born in an abortion clinic”.Lines like that are show stoppers.Imagine records being scratched at parties in the movies.“I was born in Tampa in may of 82’, they razed the hospital new york city and by January 83’ it was an abortion clinic”.And this was my introduction to one of my bestfriends.He’s the gun that didn’t discharge.He’s The quarters you cant pick up cause they are glued to the ground.He is a disaster- He’s all the worst parts of the bible, thrown into one.The disaster sleeps in a bunk less than 3 feet away from me (there are worse things tonight than the bus crashing). He’s wearing a shirt that says “cowgirls ride better bare back”.It’s enough to make me laugh, if only because he’s used that as a pick-up line.The |
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