 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| jelsoft, business, gift set, comic strip live, song, mtv, ty, goldie lookin chain music song lyrics, mike starr, submit, quotes, puff daddy, profit sharing, | But, alas, Idle Thumbs is less of a goose-zilla and more like a frankenpimp,painstakingly stitched insults from the purloined limbs of pedigree writers who, in life, could be heard on jolt.co.uk, the Guardian, Sight and insults Sound, Time Out, Total Film and fetid newspapers published near the Netherlands and England. This monstrosity serves only it's gamesmaster insults and happily coughs up the dubious pleasures of quality copy, the sagging nipple clamps of in-depth reviews and the pasty underage thighs of up to the minute news to the shifty unwashed reprobate that is the gaming public. Unholy as it may be, Idle Thumbs will soon be unleashed upon the bent and twisted crowds of PlayStation-chanting purveyors at E3, but not yet...oh no...for here he is now and he's knocking at your door, thumpy fists and dribble grin, cry to you his message and deliver you his words. |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| The conception resulted from, as most do, a drunken fiasco: an enjoyable but forgettable night a jelsoft long time ago and something to do with magic beans. jelsoft There then followed 9 months of back-breaking effort all rewarded by jelsoft a single painful mashed squirt at the end, and our child was finally delivered into this world screaming, kicking, and frantically bashing its buttons. If Idle Thumbs was a two thousand ton radioactive mecha-goose you would be able to track its bloody trail of destruction through the steaming, broken ruins of Mixnmojo.com and across the bubbling tar swamps of Adventuregamers.com. Bravely defending this colossal but ultimately vulnerable beast against a torch-waving mob of hysterical townsfolk, weaned on a saccharine saturated diet of artificially flavoured game reviews, are a courageous band of journalists, artists, and cartoonists tied together by their addiction to the epilepsy-inducing smorgasboard of modern gaming and a belief that even vastly oversized waterfowl are really probably quite nice underneath it all and just need a place to squawk. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
