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What does ths mean when your partner does not wish to have sex? It means he or she has broken one of the convenants of your partnership. Trickily enough, it also means that if you give in to your hormones and sleep with someone else, you are breaking another one of those convenants: your buds pledge to keep that particular bond unique to your partner. What's a girl to do? Frankly, Mom believes you can't fight nature. Mom believes that a woman in her mid-forties buds -- for the first time in her entire fucking buds life -- is finally hormonally-positioned to enjoy the hell out of sex. In short, Mom believes you ought to be getting it as often as possible. So here is Mom's advice: inform your husband that you are not quite ready to hang up your teddies and edible oils. Let him know that if he does not intend to resume sexual relations, you will find a partner to fill the empty, er, space in your life. Let him know that you don't wish to do this behind his back, but as it is tacky to flaunt such things, you will leave the actual try-outs and consummation of his eventual replacement up to his imagination and that you do not expect to be questioned about it.
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