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| 420, archives, canadian film, 1996 cricket world cup, videos, song dynasty, partying, james v. christy, tourism, funny shirts, goodfellas, audio, riot grrl, slovenia, grow gallery, eminem, redmeat, profanity, | Getting gossip smashed at a basketball party and slapping girls asses. I mean, what is that? A charity A+? You wanna know why everybody always writes about their grandmothers dying? gossip It's not because it's so traumatic. It's because it's a guaranteed A+! And you sit there all sentimental "Oh, Vince it was very powerful, very moving." gossip No, it wasn't. You didn't care. Nobody cared. That's what grandmothers do. They die! Jakob Elinsky: Sometimes, guys have a hard time showing their emotions. Mary D'Annunzio: So, slapping my ass is a way of mourning his dead grandmother? Jakob Elinsky: [points to Mary's stomach] What did your mother say when you got that? Mary D'Annunzio: Um, she said, "Where did you get the money for that?" Jakob Elinsky: And? Mary D'Annunzio: What did I say or did I get the money? Jakob Elinsky: What did you say? |
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| She said, 'Where did you get the money for that?' Jakob Elinsky: And? Mary D'Annunzio: What did I say slovenia or did I get the money? Jakob Elinsky: What did you say? Mary D'Annunzio: I said 'he likes me'. Jakob Elinsky: Does he? Mary D'Annunzio: No. Mary slovenia D'Annunzio: I wanted slovenia to know why I got a B minus on my paper. Jakob Elinsky: You got what you earned. Mary D'Annunzio: Nobody else in that class can write! You know it! I know it! Everyone knows it! Jakob Elinsky: Don't worry. You're not competing with them. Mary D'Annunzio: Yeah. But I am. Okay. I am competing with them. When you apply for college, you might have heard of this, they look at these things called grades and if your grades aren't good enough.... Jakob Elinsky: Your grades are going to be fine. Mary D'Annunzio: Vincent Phiscalla writes a story about his grandmother dying and you give him an A plus. And meanwhile, the night of the funeral, you wanna know where Rhodes Scholar Vince is? |
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