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wrapped two fucking presents It's Christmas Eve stand up ny and I've only wrapped two fucking presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts I hate, hate, hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll stand up ny never talk to you again It's Labor Day and stand up ny my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs And he shit, shit, shit his pants He's always fucking shitin his pants I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again 5: Story of a Lonely Guy Push it out Fake a smile Avert disaster just in time I need a drink Cause in a while worthless answers from friends of mine It's dumb to ask, cool to ignore Girls possess me but they're never mine I made my entrance Avoided hazards Checked my engine, I fell behind Dada, dada, dada, dada I fell behind Dada, dada, dada, dada She makes me feel like it's raining outside And when the storms gone I'm all torn up inside I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom I get too scared to move 'cause I'm a fucking boy Remember when I was
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