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| Guest Writer: M-Velli - 3/20/2006 - Untitled. Alright Sick Fucks, I'm officially on vacation. So, during this week we will be featuring guest writers to keep your sick minds cast away entertained. The first guest writer impressed me with cast away his sickness so much that he is now a staff member of FREAKHOLE.COM. Enjoy this week, cast away and be sure to send the guest writers hell, just like you guys do me. Here it goes. <----> I lick my own asshole. Can me crazy, but, it's a talent handed down to me by god. It all started one night, when my Grandmother was filming me jerk off with my sweaty feet, when she dared to me try to lick my own ass. There was a faint sound of four 20 year old men doing a circle jerk over Inuyasha in the next room, and it really got me in the mood. So, I did it, plain and simple. My sand paper tongue scraped across the asshole, and it tastes like I always thought it would. But then me and Gran got to thinking. Has anyone ever poured an entire bottle of Peach Schnapps up their ass? |
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