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| bill hanrahan, sales, review, commentary, dogbomb, mtv, nightlife, swear, snatch, baby clothes, scamming, make money, christopher serrone, travel, bud shots, | Sookie: Why would you ask growing cannabis that? Igby: I've just never seen anybody roll a joint like that. Sookie: What does that have to do with being a vegetarian? Igby: Oh, they're just so precious. Sookie: I roll perfect joints. Igby: I'm not putting them down, they're incredible. Sookie: Well, thank you. Igby: It's incredible that a human being can make such neat, little joints. Sookie: You make growing cannabis it sound as if I'm anal or something, just because I know how to roll a perfect joint. Igby: No, not anal. Vegetarian. growing cannabis Sookie: Well, what does that mean? Igby: Well, you don't roll like, big rasta spliff joints, do you? Your joints are like salad joints, not like a big, sloppy, bleeding cheeseburger-that-you-rip-into-kind-of-a-joint joint. Sookie: I guess marijuana isn't a visceral experience for me. Sex is for me. Igby: Right. |
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| You can bury her. Sookie: You're a furious boy. I mean eventually you sales won't be a boy and it'll eat you up. Igby: 'Furious boy'? The thought that I'm going to live my sales life without ever having told her to fuck off, is pretty goddamn sales infuriating. Igby: You know just because you're dying, I'm not going to apologize. Not for anything that I've ever done. Sookie: Do you hate my guts? Igby: For like a month I did. Now you're not even in my top five. Igby: I'm going to California. I need a fucking sunny day. Igby: Fuckwit. Oliver: So we started calling him Igby whenever he lied. And he lied a lot. Igby: I'm scared. Igby: Can we go back to your mom's apartment and have sex? Sookie: No! You think that'll make you feel better? It won't. It'll just make you feel really empty and sad. You're better off masturbating. Igby: Are you a vegetarian? |
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