 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| sciforums, mario gallo, bc focus, 1980, doe, submit, thieves, olympus, bc politics, theresa saldana, a.v. club, apartments, puff daddy, comedy, gotham comedy club, urban, get published, teeshirthell.com, | For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [crowd boos] Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, king okay? Number two: you king can never drink or do drugs. king [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back. Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah, sure. Stu: I'll be right back. [crowd cheers] Randy: See, you stretch the rules and you end up dead. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife. Randy: The police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| Blondie? Billy: [quoting Norman Bates] We theresa saldana all go a little mad sometimes. Phone Voice: Okay, answer this question, you live. Who was the killer in Friday the 13th? Casey: Jason! It theresa saldana was Jason! Phone Voice: Nope. Casey: Yes it was! I've seen that movie 20 goddam times! Phone Voice: Then theresa saldana you should know that the killer was Mrs. Voorhees, Jason never appeared until the sequel! Billy: That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something. Tatum: [about Casey Becker's death] It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside. Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
