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| rafe mair, scam, blogging, award winning, cultivation, lad, baiting, tee shirts, affiliate, cameron crowe, nigerian, martha wainwright, government, insult wavs, music, volunteer, rape your dog, | I dunno. Everytime some friend tries to set me up on a date, I have this flashback to that no-name girl sitting on the fence post outside that Hampton’s bar. The one I fucked, but didn’t want to see her face. I think of that girl and then politely decline the offer of a date. It sounds hard not pete & dud to have sex, but actually, it’s just easier. You know what Kathryn would pete & dud say - my true love who I should have married all those years ago - you know what she would say? She would wave her psych degree pete & dud in my face and say, “When was the last time you slept with a girl? And when was it that your psycho-bitch mother died? Hmmm, what an interesting coincidence.” Yeah, I dunno. |
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| Maybe when you were 16, you kept yourself well groomed, thinking you might meet a nice man and have a relationship. But as the years volunteer went by and nobody called, you let yourself go. And here you were at 35 years old. Deformed and alone. Maybe you thought no man would ever see you naked again? You were almost right. I wasn’t a man. I volunteer was a sniveling, crying 3rd grade piece of shit. Just like Helen who got off the volunteer bus in the 60s and missed her connection back to the modern world - just like that - my mother threw me out of the car when I was 10 and left me there on that dark road all alone with no chance of finding my way home. Fuck you bitch. And like...whatever! *************** That’s it. Well, at least those are the ones I can remember. And now? Now, I don’t sleep with anyone. It has been 4 years, cold turkey. |
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