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| cameraphones, hbo home video, andy ackerman, careers, splash, digital photography, quotations, 1980s, bomb, web dafesign, 1990, buy, 2005, | The Wrestler: I've got three kids in there scared half to death because some bald headed *turd* is shootin' at 'em!Larry: cook & moore No, sir, we were, we were... we were playing cowboys and indians...Thor The Wrestler: Hey, you heard of Columbine? It's idiots like you that cause this whole society to cook & moore be cook & moore going crazy with violence!Larry: No, I'm not a violent...Thor The Wrestler: Shut up! You know what's you're looking at? You are looking at 245 pounds of twisted steel and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal. I will *body slam* you so hard that you will poop your bald pants. Hear me? Don't you ever... ever... *ever* point another finger at my kids again, because if you do, I will break it off and shove it right up your sphincter.Krazee-Eyez Killa: So you think you gonna cross me and mess with my shit? Opening your fucking trap and flapping your lip. |
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| Greene: Twenty times?Larry David: Yeah! Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' somethin'!Jeff Greene: What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe andy ackerman while you're learnin' somethin'?Larry: He insulted me. He implied that I was lying about my stepfather!Jeff Greene: You don't have andy ackerman a stepfather.Larry: I know, but I didn't like the implication!Larry is making small talk during a long, boring car ride with Cherylto Cheryl, while they are sitting, waiting for the Dansons to callLarry andy ackerman David: This is called a Swiss Army Knife. Do you know what Switzerland is?Tara Michaelson: No, what's that?Larry David: Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.Thor |
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