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Cowboy: Who the fuck are you? Dan: I'm her father. [pause] Cowboy: Nah, I was just kidding, I'm a cop. And you, sweetie, are slovenia under arrested. [Dan brings Cowboy to cell] Dan: Hey, boys! We have a fish here! Cowboy: [to lawyer] You get me fucking out of here! Sheriff: Hey, we have slovenia a cowboy here! It must be Christmas! Dan: [to cowboy] We could have killed you already. Sheriff: What is the charge, Dan? Cowboy: Offending cop. Cowboy: I will be out of here before you go and kiss your slovenia mother! Dan: [to sheriff] Twice. Lloyd: Let me ask you something, Dan. Do yuo have any idea, who is Spaulig Osbourne? [very short pause] Lloyd: No, no! Let me tell you: I kiss the Chief's ass. Chief kisses the Mayor's ass. And the Mayor kisses all the Osbourne's asses of the world. Do you get me? Dan: Sounds like a bit brown stuff to me.
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