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You were born out of open mike night you mother's ass because her open mike night fucking cunt was too busy. Jou bliksemse meidenaaier You bloody maid fucker (Borders on racism: refers to a white open mike night man sleeping with his black domestic servant) Jy lyk soos die nageboorte van 'n vark wat deur die hoenderkak gesleep was! You look like the afterbirth of a pig that's been dragged through the chickenshit! Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig You were born from your mother's arse because her cunt was too busy Jou ma naai vir bus-geld en loop steeds Your mother fucks for bus-money and still walks Jou ma se opgedopte stink gat bloedenda vrot poes. Your mother's inside-out smelly ass bleeding rotten vagina. Ek wens jou vingers verander in vishoeke, en jou balle begin te jeuk. I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls. Jy's nie 'n kont nie; jy's die stukkie wat stink You're not a cunt, you are the piece that stinks Jou ma se uitgedopte platannapoes in 'n visblik Your mother's inside-out toad vagina in a sardine can Jou piel is so krom soos die hond se agterbeen Your dick is as bent as the dog's hind leg Gaan vat 'n ruk Go jerk-off Gaan kak 'n aap Go fuck a monkey Jou man se poes Your father's
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