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Why not try; "The comics only reason your mother is so fat is that she's so poor she's got that malnutrition belly that Ethiopians get. She takes photos of comics the inside of her ass with an endoscope and tries to encourage lesbians to press it in further so it comes out her mouth and she can pop balloons with it. Cos that's what she loves." Wednesday, August 18, 1999 YOUR MUM ARGUMENT RAGES ON At 9:30 this morning, a small comics argument broke out when it was suggested by Steven Hill, 11, that his classmate didn't wash his clothes, ever. It was added, almost as an afterthought, that perhaps his mother was too drunk to be bothered with the laundry. Matthew Stephenson, the offended party, suggested in return that Steven's mother was the star of several pornographical motion pictures, and everyone had seen them. It should have ended there - however, the teacher responsible for the boys had nipped across the hallway to get some more fibre tip Berol handwriting pens - and had been murdered, castrated, and half-eaten by the headmaster in an unexpected display of grotesquery.
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