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| subnixus wordpress themes, t shirts, rob, cinema, sponsors, slanderous, nigeria, profanity, 'short story', american beauty, 1989, french/appendices, mgm (video & dvd), sell, sevitz, free weblog, tyee, news weekly, fashion, | Gordie: [wiping away his tears] Guess I'd have to be pretty orange county newspapers hard-up, huh. Gordie: ...the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan. Vern: Like Charlie Hogan's brother. If he had one. Chris: orange county newspapers Good Vern. orange county newspapers Go on, Gordie. Gordie: Well this kid is our age but he's fat, real fat. He weighs close to one-eighty. But you know it's not his fault it's his glands. Vern: Oh yeah, my cousin's like that, sincerely. She weighs over three hundred pounds. Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Well I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp. No shit. she looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. And you know this one time... Chris: Shut up, Vern. Vern: Yeah, yeah, right. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story. Bob Cormier: Hey! From the racks and stacks, it's the best on wax! |
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| Gordie: You use your right hand or your left hand for that? Teddy: You wish. Chris: You four-eyed pile of shit. Teddy: A pile of shit has sell a thousand eyes. Eyeball: So what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick? Billy Tessio: I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let sell me do is feel her tits. Ace: She's a Catholic, Man. There'll all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta sell get yourself a Protestant. A Jew's good. Teddy: Did your mother have any kids that lived? Vern: What do you mean? Gordie: But you didn't miss him. Chris Chambers never misses, does he? Chris: Not even when the ladies leave the seat down. Vern: Nothing like a smoke after a meal! Teddy: Yeah... I cherish these moments! [group chuckles] Teddy: What? What did I say? Chris: You're gonna be a great writer someday, Gordie. You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard-up for material. |
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