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| articles, centerville, news, fastfission, hollywood, body count, business, redmeat, pearl jam, creem, joseph bono, text, blaze, gotham comedy club, | I'd love to see a line of bumper stickers and T-shirts bearing that sensible message: ITMFA. We need a shorthand for the obvious — think of the boost to productivity we'd dance get dance if we could cut half-hour conversations about Bush to five simple letters! I appeal to you to bring this acronym into our everyday vocabulary! —Dumped My Motherfucker Already A: I've resisted all previous calls to launch new santorum-style campaigns, DMMA, but your suggestion appeals to me. It takes a lot dance to lift my spirits these days — something about knowing that George W. Bush is going to be in office for three more fucking years makes every day a gloomy one — but contemplating the sight of ITMFA buttons, T-shirts, lapel pins and bumper stickers definitely lifted my spirits.But |
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| He then started masturbating over my feet while working his asshole. Horrified, my wife did not know what to creem do. He finished in his sock (not on me), and went back to his couch. I was told of the incident the next day. We don't know if this was a drunk thing or a deliberate act because no one wants to confront him about it. I really hope it wasn't a deliberate thing. Thoughts? —Jerked Off creem NearA: You're afraid creem of confronting your friend because it would make him uncomfortable. But he did something deeply creepy and relatively harmless that made you uncomfortable. So why not lob the discomfort back into his court? He may blame the booze or insist that he doesn't remember or tell you that he sleepwanks, but he needs to know that he was spotted that night. Q: Listening to pundits discuss George W. Bush on the radio, I was inspired by your brilliant acronym (DTMFA) to yell: "Impeach the motherfucker already!" |
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