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Reading his mum's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."About a week later, Julie came to John satire and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, satire but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you satire did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mum." Last Page :: Next Page -> About Me Episode III - Revenge of the Scattered Recent Posts How to talk about a woman and be politically correct Pickup Line Comebacks - Oldie but a goldie Interview: A running sheet of what we have achieved so far The 21st Party that was....well.....interesting.
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