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PLEASE be quiet. Everyone in the building (and the building behind ours) thinks you're rude, self-absorbed and improperly reared. And digital photography flat. I doubt the eighty four of us are wrong. And really... we're all just tired grown ups and want to get some goddamn sleep. In fifteen years you'll understand, but digital photography please, take my word for it before you are awakened by a band of pissed-off thirty-something carolers who gather at your windowsill while you are on the brink of being swept off by the sandman into a cool summer night of digital photography sleep and dreaming about the boy behind you in Pre-Algebra class to howl out the most tone deaf medley of Chicago's "Keep on Lovin You", Phil Collins' "Against All Odds", and Christopher Cross' "Arthurs Theme". Or, we'll just belt out George Harrison's "Got My Mind Set on You" until you fill the bathtub with boiling water and dive in fully clothed with your stereo, still plugged into the wall, clutched to your overdeveloped breast in a desperate effort to end a hell you have never known, one you so blindly put US through.
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