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| refer, debi mazar, tony devon, fiction, weblog, record reviews, mother, pop, chick, entertainment, t shirt hell, science fiction, hannibal, scat, dog, | [edit] Examples of snaps What follow are a few sanitized, less colorful examples of snaps in the dozens. "Yo' momma's so fat..." "...when earn money God said 'let there be light,' he asked her earn money to move." "...she fell in love and broke it." "...she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out." "...she's on both sides of the family." "...she uses Mexico as a tanning bed." "...when she sits on a dollar, she makes change." "...she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her forty years to live." "...her stomach has time zones." "...when she wears high heels she strikes oil." |
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| In recent years, dog your mom jokes have also become used for statements that have no hostile or pejorative intent: dog "I love to eat ice cream." "Your mom loves to eat ice cream!" The phrase can also be used to skew another person's words: "Ramen noodles are cheap and easy." "Your mom is cheap and easy!"; "Primates occupy an interesting ecological niche." "I pri-mated with your dog mom's ecological niche!" Quips like "That's what your mom said" or "That's what she said" (wherein "she" does not necessarily refer to somebody's mother, but instead an unnamed, hypothetical woman) are also sometimes used to reply humorously to anything vaguely suggestive. |
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