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Still the narrator is so Stepford Wives out of her brain this becomes more of a steel drummed tale told over the cue at the supermarket checkout with all the heartbreak of a valley girl loosing her false robert de niro nail in the mincemeat. If she just popped down to the beauty salon and got a more now hairdo, it would all be so much better, ok?The (30000 miles off) robert de niro Broadway musical version is now in production, directed by John Waters starring a back from the grave and stuffed Divine as the 13 cat woman (it robert de niro used to be more, but she ate them), the singer from Nickelback as the husband having a doggy doo, and Chantelle from (where is she from again?) as the narrator. Obviously Sonny Tufts would do the music.The
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