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Tiffany: I want a girl! Chucky: I want a boy! Glen: You're tearing me apart! What about what I want? Chucky: ...what? Tiffany: What? Glen: Doesn't what I want mean anything at all? Tiffany: Oh. Chucky: OK. Interesting. Tell us. Tiffany: What do you want, sweetface? Glen: I think... I want to be standard mandarin a boy. Chucky: YESSS! IN standard mandarin YOUR FACE, LADY! Glen: But... being a girl would be nice, too. Tiffany: Hmph. Chucky: Whoa... which is it? Glen: I'm not sure. Sometimes I feel standard mandarin like a boy. Sometimes I feel like a girl. Gasp! Can I be both? Tiffany: Well, some people... Chucky: EH-EH! NO WAY! Chucky: Wait a minute! I'm not gonna let you poison our son's mind with your touchy-feely 12 steps bullshit.
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