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Don't invite - your mother (even if she is really great), Sister Mary Joseph or Miss Manners. Also leave off your list the girlfriend uptight gay couple who get jealous and huffy, the man who gets really drunk at parties, the cold, aloof pretty boy and the defiant "real man" who doesn't like anything but fucking. How to invite them Apart from calling people on the phone (a spontaneous wank!) girlfriend it's a good idea to spend some time on printed invitations. Include erotic pictures (but none that show activities like girlfriend fucking or sucking). Be specific about a time and if you're having a theme or fetish night (like leather or lycra) then include hints on what people should wear. Don't forget the RSVP so you have an idea how many people to expect. Decor Clear out furniture that might be bumped into and any precious knick knacks that could be broken.
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