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| puff, guestbook, cathy moriarty, body count, velvet acid christ calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix) song lyrics, parties, alternative papers, bc independant media, articles, slovenia, political cartoons, | You were constantly trying to get in with the right crowd. Get it into your head already: ha ha You are not attractive, they do not want you in their clique. You mother obviously drank when ha ha she was pregnant because you have that classic scrunched fetal alcohol symptom face. But you kept trying, to the point of desperation. My God! You went to an Ivy League College, but you’d suck your doorman if he got you into the right club. All that said, you did provide some wicked sex.. That time ha ha in the sand dunes when we fucked and that total stranger came up to watch and you started jerking him off. And that time in front of your sister? What the fuck was that? I probably jerk off to your memories more than anyone else. Fiona - You were the most boring girl I’ve ever endured. Who goes shopping for a pen? You want a pen, look between my couch pillows. |
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| But I sat there until the sun came up. Alexis - After that crazy Hampton’s summer, I really began to hate myself. So I kept guestbook myself in lockdown and spent the next two years taking my work very seriously. No sex at all. Then out of the blue, I guestbook meet you on a elevator. You were a wonderful person. You were beautiful, funny and kind. Your pubic hair was magically soft. I just wasn’t ready to start again. Sorry. Wish you well. Jill #1 - You were an annoying Jap. You were ugly. Your tits sagged. Sex was guestbook atrocious! Hey, I know the saying is “Suck my dick” - but you took it too literally. Don’t just put it in your mouth and make a sucking sound. Oh...never mind...go watch a porn movie. Can’t believe I waited two years for this? And the 2nd time you came over, you brought your contact lens solution and 2 business suits! What? Who invited you to move in? I should never have fucked Alexis, because it re-opened the flood gates and you washed in. Jill #2 - You made me both excited and sad. |
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