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accidentally eats decorative manger scene sales cookiesBecky: You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary.Larry: I thought they were animal cookies.Cheryl's Dad: Animal Cookies? What, are you kidding me?Becky: Jesus Christ is not an animal.Larry: I thought he was a sales monkey.Cheryl's Dad: A monkey? Oh, please.Cheryl's Mom: Larry, have you no shame?Becky: The Son of God is not a monkey, Larry.Larry has a flat tire in the city, and doesn't know how to fix itto various passerbyLarry: I sales am not obsessed with asses.Wanda: Ok, assy. And what is all that shit all over your shirt? You been scrounging around, looking for ass?Larry has realized he made a bad joke about Wanda's buttLarry: Ok, Wanda...Wanda: Oh, you know who I am, ok. I thought I would have to turn around and show you my big ass.Larry: OK, you completely misinterpreted that...Wanda:
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