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| No offence meant, but it’s your Friday night friend Amelia. Met her last night at a drug-den-like restaurant. When pics I was talking to you, I could see this written on his face… hur hur hur. you’ve been partying and enjoying yourself… SO WHAT?? you’re still young, haven’t been to NS, haven’t partied a lot, haven’t fucked Amelia (kidding la. you’re not a slut.) fucked around… so don’t come and talk about all this kind of crap. besides, you don’t own a fucking car, not mentioning a toy pics car, so don’t come talk cock. shut pics up and drink some or’leng ch’uce. You see, I’m not being matured or anything. I understand how you feel, because that was how Karen described me to be when I was hanging out with her and her kakis. BUT the thing is, make yourself clear and tell the lady that you don’t want anyone else to come along if you don’t feel comfortable about it. Aiya. You must be high on Malboro. |
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