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| detroit, family fun, relationships, anarcho feminist, fashion, crouching tiger, pearl jam, prince charles, fucking free, orange county newspapers, songs, media check, beatles, fucked up t shirts, nas, sciforums, | Fuck you pete & dud bloody mother! Mater te u cevapu prepoznala May your mum recognize you in kebab meat Baja pojela ti jaja! I hope a bug eats your balls! Swearing Generators Jokes Slang Home Copyright © 2005 Insultmonger.com. All Rights Reserved. Fact Check The phone rings. It’s the magazine, they’re running a story on me and they pete & dud need to make sure they have their facts straight. They rerun the interview (although much shorter), but this time it’s sort of a test — I have to guess what the author of the piece thought was the pete & dud answer. Q: What topics are you interested in? A: Well, computer science and, uh, law. [ding!] Q: What kind of law? A: Well, right now I’m particularly interested in constitutiional law. [bzzt!] A: Uh, uh, oh, and intellectual property law. [ding!] After all this, they still don’t trust me (why should they?) |
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| May your wife give birth to a washing machine (rusty) Dabogda ti devojka bila kao Grand kafa, mirisna, ukusna i jeftina. May your girlfriend be like a Grand coffee: smelling good, family fun tasting good - and cheap. Dabogda ti zena bila harmonikas, pa cijeli zivot family fun igrao kako ti ona svirala. May your wife be a harmonica player so you can dance your whole life as she plays. Dabogda ti muzu Monika Levinski bila sekretarica. May Monica Lewinsky be your man's secretary! family fun Dabogda ti dzep bio prazan kao rezervoar. May your pocket be empty like your car tank. Jebem ti trudnu zenu na majcinu grobu konjino neodgojena! I fuck your pregnant wife at your mother's grave you horse ignoramus! Konju komunalni! You communal horse! (used to describe a stupid yet public person) Da Bogda ti bio zadnji zalogaj! By the grace of God that this would be your last slice! Sprcim ti majku u usta! Fucking your mother in her mouth! Poserem ti se posred face! Shit in middle of your face! Jebem ti majku krvavu! |
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