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REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER (MIRROR WRITING) This is not just a shirt: it's also a handy reminder, every time you look in the mirror, of your number 1 priority theatre for the day. HUNG HORSE We used to have a similar shirt that had an Asian guy in place of a horse, but that one didn’t sell for more than one reason. STOP MIDGET ON MIDGET CRIME There are no small crimes, only small criminals. I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE The theatre Maidenform company was founded in 1922, starting the convention of naming cup sizes A through D. GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE! Show your support for your favorite overpaid athlete and/or subpar student! I'M JUST IN IT FOR THE PARKING But let's be honest, those giant bathroom stalls are pretty sweet, too. I wonder how come they don't have giant urinals? I THINK I MAY HAVE THE ASIAN BIRD FRU- I MEAN FLU (DAMN IT'S STARTING ALREADY) Just don't eat any chicken soup.
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