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| prince charles, fucking free, orange county newspapers, songs, media check, beatles, fucked up t shirts, nas, sciforums, job, real estate, russell, central and eastern europe, female comedianne, drowned in sound uk, | After a bit of searching I found it in the next to last page of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar." At the end of the story the little guy emerges as a beautiful butterfly and the ballet transformation is complete. Please note the hole in the page. That was chewed there by my son. I used ballet to think he did it because he was teething. Now I ballet know he was just trying to eat the butterfly, and he takes after his daddy. That's my boy! Alright, I'm gonna go get loaded. Who am I to disobey an oval? But before I do, I've been feeling bad about our pal Arthur. Since he gave his life in the name of Steve, Don't Eat It, I thought it would be nice to give him the gift of flight after all. Go Artie, go! Fly and be free! |
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| A little heads up would have been nice. (Am I right, ladies?) Having gotten the tasting out of the way, I decided to conduct a miniature pupa autopsy. Armed with an X-acto blade I sciforums carefully tried to peel away the cocoon to see what I could find. What I found was, I have sciforums the knife skills of an epileptic monkey. The cocoon just gave way to a mushy pile of moth guts. Or as I like to call them, Moth Gut Snacks! The best I could hope for was a clean split, right down sciforums the middle. Which is ironic, because this type of cut is referred to as a "butterfly." (See, cuz it's a caterpillar... and the cocoon with the... thing... Look I didn't say it was funny, I said it was ironic. Get off my back, alright? What did I do to you?!) That X-Acto would go so nicely across my wrists just about now. All of this reminded me of something I had seen in one of my sons' board books. |
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