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I don't care if you watch my girly movies with me I know how to make a fire I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue I've got secret guidelines tattoos My kisses will take your breath away guidelines I dig public sex I didn't vote for the 25 ft smoking law I don't care if you leave your socks on You'll never have to do your laundry again My best friend isn't a guy I can't stand John Mayer My burritos are guidelines the bomb I never drive faster than 30 mph in a school zone My weird habits you'll find adorable You'll sleep better when I'm next to you I have a membership at 3 video stores I'd fuck Angelina Jolie too I'll thank you every time you open the door I'll never waste your love I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny I'd never give you shit in front of your friends It gets better every time Use as much salt as you want I don't care I won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch I'll help you find your keys I don't stop and ask for directions either I don't have a big brother, so you don't have to worry about getting your ass kicked ever I've always got stoner food I try not to pick my nose, or butt in public We can watch
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