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| mama, classic rock, tyee, toronto, teen, goldie lookin chain your mother's got a penis letras, kink, for sale, submission, scat, commentary, geeksmake me hot (dot) com, | [edit] Examples of snaps What follow are a few sanitized, mercury less colorful examples of snaps in the dozens. "Yo' momma's so fat..." "...when God said 'let there be mercury light,' he asked her to move." "...she fell in love and broke it." "...she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out." "...she's on both sides of the family." "...she uses Mexico as a tanning bed." mercury "...when she sits on a dollar, she makes change." "...she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her forty years to live." "...her stomach has time zones." "...when she wears high heels she strikes oil." "...when she jumps the radio skips." "...She has to iron her pants on the driveway." "...she wore a red dress and went outside, and all the kids said Kool-Aid!" "...when I had sex with her I rolled over twice, and I was still on her!" "...she has her own gravitational field/her own orbit." "...that the last time she saw 90210 was when she stepped on a scale!" |
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| American cowboys in the late nineteenth century participated in cussing contests, the winners of which mama were sometimes rewarded with new saddles. Some use your mom jokes as a riposte and often a counter-riposte to any insulting statement made. In recent years, your mom jokes have also become used for statements that have no hostile or pejorative intent: "I love to eat ice cream." "Your mom loves to eat ice cream!" The phrase can also be used to skew another person's words: "Ramen mama noodles are cheap and easy." "Your mom is cheap and mama easy!"; "Primates occupy an interesting ecological niche." "I pri-mated with your mom's ecological niche!" Quips like "That's what your mom said" or "That's what she said" (wherein "she" does not necessarily refer to somebody's mother, but instead an unnamed, hypothetical woman) are also sometimes used to reply humorously to anything vaguely suggestive. |
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