[in ladies' room] Gail: post communism stand up comedy
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[in ladies' room] Gail: I read it in Cosmopolitan. Lizzie: It's an interesting theory. Gail: Actually it's a nightmare. I've been desperate for a shag but watching him suffer was just too much fun! Mark "Rent-boy" stand up comedy Renton: [narrating] This was typical of Mikey Forrester. Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: What the fuck are these? Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: [narrating] In the normal run of things, stand up comedy I would have nothing to do with the cunt. But this was not the normal run of things. Mikey Forrester: Opium suppositories. Ideal for your purposes. Slow release. Bring you down gradual. Custom fucking designed for your needs. Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I want a fucking hit! Mikey Forrester: That's all I've got, matey, take it or leave it. [Renton considers this and eventually takes the Opium suppositories and inserts them] Mikey Forrester: Aye, you feel better the now right?
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