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| kill your mother / rape your dog, monty, films, cast away, photographs, pics, erin patrice bennett, thief, club, kill your mother, city guide, female comics, singapore, politics, contests, comments, phespirit, london, obscene, | He led the dog to my room and found my profit sharing entire stash. Now, my mother could have said not to arrest me, but she didn't. It didn't make sense--a straight-A kid on the honor roll and band being arrested. I always thought jail was for the scum of the Earth. When I got to jail, I met some more kids that were like me--smart, nice, and stoners. profit sharing I did my thirty days and my profit sharing community service hours so I could get back to school, but it was too late. I was expelled from school because of the time I missed. That ruined my life. But I got my GED and am now currently attending classes at UM. I'm the youngest guy there! Anyway, I've since moved out of my mother's house and am living with my girlfriend. Oh, I haven't forgiven my mother for calling the pigs on me. |
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| LETTER #2 -- Mother Called the Cops 2002-10-18 >> legal category >> busted letters Submit your own Busted Letter There I was london at home, rolling up a joint while getting ready to go out with a few friends. My mother wasn't home at the time, so I decided to roll my "j" in the living room. After I finished rolling it up, I just left it sitting there while I took a shower. When I finished, I went downstairs, in my towel, and found my mother sitting at the table with my masterpiece in her hand. Now, london if this were any other day, she would have just ripped it up, thrown it into the trash and given me another lecture, but she didn't. She told me to get dressed. I said to myself "this is weird" so I did it anyway. When I came back downstairs, in my Bob Marley T-shirt and ripped jeans, I saw my neighbor, Officer Jones (not his real name) waiting for me with his dog. |
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