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Comments: "Just wait until you get my new tape, Travis. There's hot dirty jokes Cat Power Covers Record action on that sumbitch!" dirty jokes -Melissa [2003-06-15 23:59:07] (1 comments) dirty jokes Date: 2003-06-14 12:50:15 (Author: trav) Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/001812.phtml Why is it that every twenty minutes they come up with a different way to pull the ring off a gallon of milk? Quarts of oil and 20-ouncers of pop both have different ring-removal methods, but at least they're consistant. The milk in my region seems to have some sort of ring-removal method commitment complex. Hell, once I saw a modificaton on the 'pull-the-tab' style that had THREE different tabs on it, and you could elect to pull any of the three tabs to tear the ring off the bottom of the cap. Seriously, is there anyone who buys a gallon of milk and takes it home screaming "I can never find the fucking tab! They should put more of them on here!"
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