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maga, phish, stand up, baiting, dan, rock/pop, rock stars, 2005, language, classified, explosive, pacific northwest, ihate my mother, max yield, suzanne shepherd, independent, letters, central and eastern europe,
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It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you Your mother's got a beard, poets sandals and a penis too It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street To see her ball bag poets jiggin' poets to the beat of her feet I said Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis That's right Your mother's got a penis In internet rooms and computer mainframes There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins. Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms But the ones in her member hidden in her gown. She walks around proud, with a short dress on Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong. Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye. I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter But I thought fuck that I'd write a song in much better. The only way to do it, to really let you know I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
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