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Like one morning I’m sleeping and southern california the phone rings: ‘Hello.’ And this very breathy voice on the other end: ‘Hellooo.’ ‘Who are you?’ ‘I’m the Blow Job Queen.’ Now, really! So when she said, ‘And who are yooo?,’ southern california I southern california said Geezer and gave her his room number. Next thing I know he’s calling me up saying she’s in his room and he can’t get her out. So we all go over and say, ‘Please leave,’ and she says, ‘No! Why? I give the best blowjobs in the West. Don’t you believe me?’ We don’t want to hurt her, we don’t know fucking what to say or do, so finally we all threaten to piss on her if she doesn’t leave, and she does. Or this other one that was up the other night, so nervous that every time I’d look at her she’d freeze, and look at me like she was having some kind of epileptic fit.
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