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CLIVE: Did I have many downloads friends? I can't remember having any friends. DEREK: Oh, no, no, you didn't like people. No, downloads you kept very much to your self. I disciplined you, you see. You, you had this, er, downloads this huge wart - it had to be removed by degrees. CLIVE: Wh-, wh-, where did I have a wart, Mother? DEREK: Mm-mm, huh, ohh! You had it on your winkie. You had it on your little ticket. I used to call your, your, um, winkie your ticket. I said, "Let me punch your ticket!" and you never did. I punched it anyway. But, that was part of the discipline, 'cause I wanted you to know ..... CLIVE: Yes, Mother, what did you want me to know? DEREK: (laughs) What it was like to feel pain. CLIVE: So you ..... DEREK: Because I knew you were going to have a lot in this world! With this wart, on your ticket. And so I used to hit your ticket; I used to flick it. I used flick it with my nails.
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