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| Rhythmically. CLIVE: You're absolutely sure that I-, I- ..... DEREK: I think that's-, I think that's why you like music. I job think that's why you like job music. And why you often masturbate when you hear Elgar's first job symphony. CLIVE: Mother, I don't masturbate when I hear Elgar's first symphony. DEREK: No-o, well, you've grown out of that, which is a shame. Y-, you used to-, that was the only thing you used to masturbate to, I wouldn't allow anything else. You once got, er, very attached to 'White Christmas' but I slapped that-, I THRASHED THAT OUT OF YOU!! CLIVE: Mother, could you tell me how I got on with, with Father in those early years? DEREK: Oh yeah, in those early years, your father, well, you didn't see much of your father 'cause your father worked for the Coal Board and he was, er, he was trapped in a mine for about ten years. No, I tell a lie, ten days. And, erm, when he came out he was, he was, he was a changed man. I think he'd seen ..... coal - or God - and, erm, (enormous belch), 'scuse me! |
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