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| swearing, sound, phish, photographs, relationship, personal, and numbers, buy, musicians, local, venezuelan, cinema, jack straw., satire, wankers, canadian journalism, fucking mother, jin ping mei, tv shows, movie quotes, picture, sustainable development, | is a pimp/Clyde is a fag! Marty: Hey, you guys ever hear when Rocky and I were kicking out here? We got some poison oak on our hands. Rocky: This is a disgusting story. Marty: Anyway, so we're out here and we got some poison oak on metrotimes our hands. With all the beers we were drinkin' naturally we had to take a piss. Now I don't know if you're hip, Millie, but when a guy pisses he has to hold his pisser in his hands like so. [Marty turns around to metrotimes face Millie metrotimes and uses both hands to hold a huge imaginary penis] Millie: Thanks, Marty. Marty: No, I'm not finished yet. Next morning when we woke up we both had totally chapped rashin' nuts! Marty: You always gotta go with the best idea you've got. |
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