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t shirthell, georgia straight, for sale, 1991, whatsthe difference between these 2 terms: baby momma/mother of your child, pictures, cussing, kids, audio, portillo, uruguayan, music, tshirt, david beers, dining,
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first of, i was on the bloody automated system for 10 minutes saying "YES" *sorry. i. did. not. under. stand. you.* "YES" *sorry. i. did. not. under. stand. you.* "YES" *i'm. sorry. i. still. did. not. david steinberg under. stand. you.* "FUCKING YES!" (it was like this for a while. it was like talking with one of my ex-boyfriends.) anyway, i got fed up. said "OPERATOR" david steinberg and then was on hold for 4 minutes. david steinberg ah, a person, finally. *insert mr. moviefone voice that's been bred with the smarmiest game show host voice who's had an affair with a used car salesman voice* "Hiii. This is Zachary" me: hi zachary, i'm trying to pay my mother's bill smarmasszachary: i need the account number! (i give that. yeah, you didn't expect me to type that here, did you?) smarmasszachary: how can i hellllllp you!? me: as i said, i need to pay $300 my mom's bill smarmasszachary: that's not gonna cut it me: actually, my mother's in the hospital right now and that's all i can afford at the moment and *okay i started getting sniffly* sorry, i'm a little upset smarmasszachary: hey, i'm upset too.
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