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| dance, female comics, andrew flintoff, lease, jersey city, nightlife, cook & moore, rock, ming dynasty, sights, velvet acid christ calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix) letras, ubersitenews humor jokes music movies sports, classic rock, personal essays, jack off, meet the parents, ha ha, | She told me to get dressed. I said to myself "this is weird" so I did it anyway. When I came back downstairs, in my Bob Marley T-shirt and ripped jeans, I saw my neighbor, Officer Jones (not his real name) waiting for me with his dog. He led the dog to weekly my room and found my entire stash. Now, my weekly mother could have said not to arrest me, but she weekly didn't. It didn't make sense--a straight-A kid on the honor roll and band being arrested. I always thought jail was for the scum of the Earth. When I got to jail, I met some more kids that were like me--smart, nice, and stoners. I did my thirty days and my community service hours so I could get back to school, but it was too late. I was expelled from school because of the time I missed. That ruined my life. But I got my GED and am now currently attending classes at UM. I'm the youngest guy there! Anyway, I've since moved out of my mother's house and am living with my girlfriend. Oh, I haven't forgiven my mother for calling the pigs on me. |
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| Poll: Nearly Half Of Americans Believe Pot Should Be Regulated Like Alcohol -- Majorities In The East And West Coasts Back Legalization 2006-03-19Marley Bassist Claims to be Waiting in Vain 2006-03-17>> list all headlines HIGH TIMES Potcast Exclusive Articles Current Events NORML Podcast NORML News Event Tickets ha ha Back Issues DVDs Books Clothing Take a moment to join ha ha our periodic newsletter for the latest updates! LETTER #2 -- Mother Called the Cops 2002-10-18 >> legal category >> ha ha busted letters Submit your own Busted Letter There I was at home, rolling up a joint while getting ready to go out with a few friends. My mother wasn't home at the time, so I decided to roll my "j" in the living room. After I finished rolling it up, I just left it sitting there while I took a shower. When I finished, I went downstairs, in my towel, and found my mother sitting at the table with my masterpiece in her hand. Now, if this were any other day, she would have just ripped it up, thrown it into the trash and given me another lecture, but she didn't. |
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