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------------------------------------------------------------- Twas the Night Before Christmas, at T-Shirt Hell ------------------------------------------------------------- Twas the night before Christmas, and back at my mansion; high fidelity My dog was balls deep, in young Scarlett Johansson Three teenage runaways all chained to my bed, Two high fidelity sucked my tits, while the last gave me head; The handcuffs were chafing, their collars on tight, I warmed high fidelity up the cattle prod for a long night. A call from security disrupted my screwing; An alarm had gone off, and some trouble was brewing. I went to my monitor, scanned the estate. The intruder was visible on camera eight. A fat load of crap in a fuzzy red suit, In a queer little sleigh with his bag full of loot. Eight tiny reindeer the color of fawn; This would be the last year they would shit on my lawn. The hookers and runaways would just have to wait, While I did what I did to protect my estate. When I got to my parlor I saw Santa there; My bodyguards had him strapped down to a chair.
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