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Not for anything that I've ever done. Sookie: Do you hate my guts? Igby: For like a month I did. Now you're not even in my top five. Igby: I'm going to California. I need a fucking sunny day. Igby: Fuckwit. Oliver: So we started calling him Igby whenever he lied. And tvshows he lied a lot. Igby: I'm scared. Igby: Can we go back to your mom's apartment and have sex? Sookie: No! You think that'll make you feel better? It won't. It'll just make you tvshows feel really empty and sad. You're tvshows better off masturbating. Igby: Are you a vegetarian? Sookie: Why would you ask that? Igby: I've just never seen anybody roll a joint like that. Sookie: What does that have to do with being a vegetarian? Igby: Oh, they're just so precious. Sookie: I roll perfect joints. Igby: I'm not putting them down, they're incredible. Sookie: Well, thank you. Igby: It's incredible that a human being can make such neat, little joints.
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