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It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you Your mother's got an adams apple, and a penis too It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street To pic see her ball bag jiggin' to pic the beat of her feet I said Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis That's right Your mother's got a penis pic In internet rooms and computer mainframes There's loads of e-mails bout your mother's blue veins. Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms But the ones in her member head and in her garms. She walks around town, with a short dress on Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong. Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye. I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter But I thought fuck that I'd write a song in much better. The only way to do it, to really let you know I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
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